- Socks, the famous White House cat back when Bill Clinton was president has died, aged 19. Here is a suitably sentimental tribute.
- Oh, for god’s sake, just nationalise Citibank already and stop prancing around the subject. If the bank’s share price is so low anyway, who cares if the shareholders get wiped out? Good riddance to amoral idiots.
- This was a pretty bad year for Oscar-worthy films. Last year we had the likes of No Country For Old Men and There Will Be Blood. This year we get Milk, The Reader, Slumdog Millionaire etc… Well it turns out Slumdog Millionaire won big, (best film, director) as did Kate Winslet (lead actress) and Sean Penn (lead actor). Meh. Sympathies go out to Angelina Jolie and Mickey Rourke. The latter’s failure to win lead actor actually probably helps his image of always screwing things up for himself, so he shouldn’t feel too bad. Oscars suck. One consolation was Heath Ledger winning best supporting actor – death or no death that was a performance that makes the rest of the nominees look like jokers, pun intended. Also Penelope Cruz deservedly won supporting actress, and by deservedly I mean “good work on that lesbian snog with Scarlet Johansson”.
- Gordon Brown has won the race to be the first European head to get to visit Obama. Hopefully the US President will remind him that you don’t just have to just focus obsessively on bailing out banks – you are allowed to, you know, actually help those affected worst by the recession.
- File under “crazy”: senile US Senator Jim Bunning predicts death for Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
-Finally, there’s always been a disconnect between, on the one hand, all this talk of global warming being the biggest threat to the Earth and on the other the preferred solutions to this threat… i.e. leaving it up to the market via carbon trading schemes rather than actually regulating polluters.
Now we learn that Europe’s carbon trading scheme, thanks to the recession, is now making mega-pollution gloriously cheap. To cut a long story short, the system is meant to make carbon permits expensive by making demand exceed supply, but in a recession where output is low, there isn’t much demand… so carbon permits become bargains and big polluters get to choke out carbon on the cheap
I wonder when the world’s solutions to climate change will stop being ironic and start being… useful.